Mock the Week: Next Years Book: All-New Scenes Wed Like to See

From the makers of the bestselling Mock the Week: This Year's Book comes this laugh-out-loud funny collection of one-liners for, well, the year after. Jam-packed with near-the-knuckle, quickfire gags, categories include: UNLIKELY THINGS TO READ ON THE BACK OF A BOOK: 'Incredibly moving, the book of the year' Whizzer and Chips BAD THINGS TO HEAR IN HOSPITAL: 'Can you feel that? You can feel my finger? Do you like it? Does it feel good? Sh*t, the doctor's here.' UNLIKELY THINGS TO READ IN A ROMANCE NOVEL: It was love at first sight -- she a beautiful heiress, he a donkey in a hat. UNLIKELY BOARD GAME INSTRUCTIONS: Having taken the cards out of your rectum, shuffle them and give everyone the maximum they will accept. UNLIKELY THINGS TO HEAR ON A PA SYSTEM: 'Could the man who has just been decapitated in Coach 6 please stop pressing the emergency button.'

Title - Mock the Week: Next Years Book: All-New Scenes Wed Like to See

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Author - Dan Patterson

ISBN 13 - 9780752227368

Imprint - Boxtree Ltd

Publisher - Pan Macmillan

Date Published - 17/09/2010

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Binding Type - Hardback

Dimensions - 156 x 216 x 20mm

Weight - 510 g

Languages - English