How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack
How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack
Chuck Sambuchino
There’s a new threat in town – and it’s only twelve inches tall. And it’s here.
Class 1 gnome-slayer and gnome defence expert Chuck Sambuchino has developed a proven system – Assess, Protect, Defend, Apply – for safeguarding property, possessions, and loved ones.
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There’s a new threat in town – and it’s only twelve inches tall. How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack is the only comprehensive survival guide that will help you prevent, prepare for, and ward off an imminent home invasion by the common garden gnome. Once thought of as harmless garden decorations, evidence is mounting that these smiling lawn statues are poised and ready to wreck havoc. The danger is real. And it’s here.
Class 1 gnome-slayer and gnome defence expert Chuck Sambuchino has developed a proven system – Assess, Protect, Defend, Apply – for safeguarding property, possessions, and loved ones. Strategies include step-by-step instructions for gnome-proofing the average dwelling, recognising and interpreting the signs of a gathering horde and – in the event that a secured perimeter is breached – confronting and combating the attackers at close range.
Product Description
Title - How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack
Edition -
Author - Chuck Sambuchino
ISBN 13 - 9780091958190
Imprint - Ebury Press
Publisher - Ebury Publishing
Date Published - 05/06/2014
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No. of pages -
Binding Type - Hardback
Dimensions - 138 x 198 x 14mm
Weight - 306 g
Languages - English