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Completely Conkers: What Drives you Nuts About Modern Britain

Completely Conkers: What Drives you Nuts About Modern Britain

Jon Stroud,Will Jackson

Who would live in a country where no child is allowed to win a race on sports day and you can lose your job for forwarding an ‘Irish joke’ email? About 60 million Britons, that’s who! Completely Conkers is a laugh-out-loud collection of ludicrous laws, political correctness gone mad, and ridiculous red tape.

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Who would live in a country where no child is allowed to win a race on sports day and you can lose your job for forwarding an ‘Irish joke’ email? About 60 million Britons, that’s who!

This laugh-out-loud collection of ludicrous laws, political correctness gone mad, moneywasting council schemes and ridiculous red tape reveals how:

  • Trapeze artists were told by insurers to wear hard hats in accordance with the European Union’s Temporary Work at Heights directive.
  • After falling in the prison shower, a career criminal was compensated £248,000, including a substantial amount ‘for lost earnings’.
  • A phone contractor was not qualified to dig a six-inch-deep trench because he did not have ‘underground capability’.

NB: This book doesn’t come with a safety warning. If you cut yourself on the paper, you can sod off.

Product Description

Title - Completely Conkers: What Drives you Nuts About Modern Britain

Edition -

Author - Jon Stroud,Will Jackson

ISBN 13 - 9781849530040

Imprint - Summersdale Publishers

Publisher - Octopus Publishing Group

Date Published - 05/10/2009

Prize -

No. of pages - 224

Binding Type - Hardback

Dimensions - 134 x 205 x 20mm

Weight - 300 g

Languages - English